Well. Some crazed Ubuntu fan had to do it, so here it is.
The Murrina Engine is as fast and cool as it says it is, and I'm a fan of the default Ubuntu-Clearlooks theme that comes with Dapper. So, here's a Murrina theme with colors ripped from the breast of the Ubuntu-Clearlooks theme.
I don't plan on updating this, as I don't think it'll need it - but suggestions are welcome.